Agent_Matrix

Here is the ss to the game we originally played that is being discussed where the lobby picks up. I was pretty much 500 ahead of the two last placers when Agent started catching up at the end. He's complaining about it. I killed him 9 times, he killed me 7; yet he says every time we fought, he won...??

http://unreal.vexclanonline.com/TEMP/ffa4.jpg

I wanted to leave to go watch the Factor. He started whining how he would have won a 1v1, though I really didn't care and didn't provoke anything.

"VeX_Kresh> omg he gets the first kill and wastes 2-3 mins gettin pickups and then wont come out and fight"

is the first thing I said after I left the game after the first kill.

I left the game because after the first kill the score was 75 to 32. I was 18 damage short of killing him. I respawned in Blue and tried to gauss as he flew to red. I stayed in mid proxying the area assuming that most ppl fight in mid. He flew to red, got health and missiles and then flew around all of anubis to get mines then returns to blue on the other side of mid. I was at the Lightpost where mid makes a u-turn, waiting. He wouldn't come out and then demanded like a three year old that i go to blue. At this point I left due to 3 mins of inactivity on his part. You don't run from a fight to not return for 3 mins after hitting every pickup on anubis.

EXCERPT 1:
VeX_Kresh> i beat you already tonite
_Agent__MaTriX_> but you wouldnt come
_Agent__MaTriX_> lmao in ffa
_Agent__MaTriX_> you cant hang with me in 1v1
VeX_Kresh> lmfao
_Agent__MaTriX_> cause your a vex n00b
VeX_Kresh> how old are you
_Agent__MaTriX_> you belong in vex
_Agent__MaTriX_> n00b
_Agent__MaTriX_> im 15 and i whoop your ass
_Agent__Sk0rp_> show the oldie some respect matrix
VeX_Kresh> lmao
_Agent__MaTriX_> fuck him

EXCERPT 2:
_Agent__MaTriX_> VEX SUCKS MUTHA FUCKIN BALLS
VeX_Kresh> don't worry
VeX_Kresh> ;)
VeX_Kresh> don't get so mad
_Agent__MaTriX_> did you like that?
_Agent__MaTriX_> DAS OWNZ VEX BIATCHES
VeX_Kresh> i honestly don't care
VeX_Kresh> because i live in reality and this doesn't affect me
_Agent__MaTriX_> oh and dont forget
_Agent__MaTriX_> I OWN U
VeX_Kresh> um, lol
_Agent__MaTriX_> dont forget to post that
VeX_Kresh> all caps means hes really mad
VeX_Kresh> :P

EXCERPT 3:
_Agent__MaTriX_> you want me to bust the ss of you havin 489
_Agent__MaTriX_> and me with over 1100?
VeX_Kresh> whats that gonna prove
VeX_Kresh> i prolly left
VeX_Kresh> because of you LMAO
_Agent__MaTriX_> nope
_Agent__MaTriX_> ask twofaced
_Agent__MaTriX_> the game went through
VeX_Kresh> can't prove it now can you
_Agent__MaTriX_> yeah i can...
VeX_Kresh> Viper left
_Agent__MaTriX_> so
VeX_Kresh> so i prolly would too
_Agent__MaTriX_> exactly i owned you both
_Agent__MaTriX_> whats that say about your skill?
VeX_Kresh> if a friend leaves, i usually leave
_Agent__MaTriX_> no you fuckin didnt

EXCERPT 4:
VeX_Kresh> listen, son, I don't think its appropriate to come attack someone because after a win they want to leave. Then harrass them because you take the fun out of the game at the first kill by running away to every pickup on the map for 3 mins and then
VeX_Kresh> demanding they come to you to fight
VeX_Kresh> when they are at designated MID
_Agent__MaTriX_> no i didnt run for 3 minutes
_Agent__MaTriX_> and im not your fuckin son
_Agent__MaTriX_> you gotdamn bitch
VeX_Kresh> lol
_Agent__MaTriX_> dont call me your son
_Agent__MaTriX_> who the fuck gave you that right
VeX_Kresh> i can't help but be condescending when you act so immature
_Agent__MaTriX_> i cant help but notice how much you suck
_Agent__MaTriX_> and how much of a pussy you are
VeX_Kresh> finished?
VeX_Kresh> blow yourself

EXCERPT 5(FINAL):
VeX_Kresh> at best you have a tie, if you even count mine as a forfeit
VeX_Kresh> can we do that?
_Agent__MaTriX_> nope
_Agent__MaTriX_> i own you
VeX_Kresh> i don't want you to have a heart attack

Thoughts anyone?
--Kresh

First of all Kresh I would like to thank, first off I couldnt even finish reading the whole message thing between you and Matrix because i think i almost peed myself laughing so damn hard. I mean come on thats so funny, the guy says hes 15 but sounds like hes 10. That was seriously too damn funny, and if what you say is true and i believe it is then whocares, he prolly woulda just ran the whole time and just been like look i won. But you have the SS showing you beat him. LoL but seriously man that is some funny stuff, i recomend anyone reading it that has some time on their hands and wants a good laugh. i am going to go back to reading the rest now lol so damn funny.

-VeX_Zadam

btw-yeah it turns our i did pee myself laughing :oops: so you owe me for a new pair of pants :wink: lol jk

ROFLMAO !

Its obvious who this guy is.
The fact that he has to "reload" and between every sentence use the words "u suck" and "u noob" and "vex sucks" brings me only to one person, DAS_Nighthawk1 aka DAS_MyStiCaL aka DAS_ToRmenToR aka KC_Badboy4Life. This is only strengthen by the fact that his Y!M name is Deaftone2002 and he types really fast, just like he's pissed off.

Believe me, i've tried to talk with this guy a lots of times.

(edit* : Another easter egg with that conversation is that a guy named SomeDieSomeLive is talking. Now, the thing about that is that was WhosNext's name before he joined VeX.

Ya i played him the other day. Hmm. Hes good.

--Kresh

that kids worse than those kids on the maury show or something. man give him a pacifier, sit him down, and maybe slap him around a bit. that kids got no balls man. if he was right here id probably break his nose or somethin. but i guess thats what kinda people are on the internet :( sad isnt it? good job not losing ur cool man. i would spam his ass off but i dont know his email... oh well.

Deaftone2002@yahoo.com ?

:twisted: MUAHAHAAHAHA

lol, is he really worth the emfort though to do it?

*locked*

or not. Wtf. I am not Mod here. Lix, what have you done ?

Dunno. Email epagien to take a look at it.